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More favourite simpsons stuff
Simpson Quotes
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room. Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
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cOmIc Guy
Ahh comic book guy rocks my life, haha hes such a tubby! Nobody actually knows yet what comice book guys name is, its never been said! WOWEE
Heres more quotes, comic book quotes, CBG=comic book guy. Bart & Milhouse look at magazines
Bart: My God! The Mad Magazine Special Edition. They only
put out seventeen of these a year.
Milhouse: Boy! They're really sockin' it to that Spiro Agnew
guy again, he must work there or something.
Bart: Let's do the fold-in.
Milhouse: Okay. What higher power do TV evangelists worship?
Bart: I'll say God.
Milhouse: I'll say Jesus.
(They fold the magazine to reveal...)
Bart & Milhouse: The Almighty Dollar!
CBG: You fold it, you bought it.
CBG: Toodle-oo
CBG is accosted by Rex Banner
Rex Banner: Are you the Beer Baron?
CBG: Yes, but only by night. By day, I am a mild-
mannered reporter for a major metropolitan
newspaper.
Rex Banner: Don't crack wise with me tubby.
CBG: Tubby? Oh yes, tubby.
Bart shops for comics
Bart: ...and Zebra Girl, and Zillionaire, and Zoidzilla.
CBG: And will there be any more spurging today?
Bart: Oh my, yes. Mmmm. I'll take that hardbound Radioactive
Man collection.
CBG: Ah, a superb choice. In volume two Radioactive Man travels
through time to defeat Jesse Owen in the 1936 Olympic Games.
Bart: Put it all on my credit card my good man.
CBG: Oh, pardon me Santos, if that is your real name, Bart
Simpson, but your phoney credit card is no good here.
Now make like my pants and split.
Bart: Awww.
How sad is this...
- Brown hair worn in a pony-tail
- Fat and constantly eating
- Waddles when walking
- Highly sarcastic attitude
- Owns the Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop
- 45 years Old
- Virgin
- Lives with parents
- Has prescription pants
Thats sad, maybe not to you but i feel sorry for the fatty, he waddles!
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Squeeky nerdy guy
Haha mmm hes so hot, nope jussst kidding (hes a cartoon wat do you think im frecken sick and mentally disturbed?) Haha its so gross, in one of the eps. hes working at a fast food outlet and homer steals the grease from their kitchen and homer wanted to steal the grease off his face. ITS DISGUISTING!
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